Oh, to check Burning Man off my Bucket List! I would’ve given… my right nut.

I’d heard that it was giddily cool, in that way that soiled, plebeian stuff is fashion-mag cool. I heard about it when someone at the Summit (or was it Bohemian Grove?) mentioned it somewhat “sotto voce”, so that I knew I had to go then. It was the “sotto voce” that got me.

Yes, to check Burning Man off my Bucket List! I would’ve given… my personal assistant an afternoon off!

Honestly, Jimmy, I’d have given anything you asked to slide me one of those magic tickets.

Turns out, I didn’t have to give a dam thing! All you asked was 17K! What a stupendous bargain. The sheer volume of Content arrayed everywhere for my delight was clearly worth millions! Good job! Your Logistics crews are world-class to build that whole city out there like that.

My favorite part? The thing with the toenails. You know that thing 😉

I’m so excited by the plans for 2015. I’ll be telling all my special friends.